And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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