Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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