Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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