dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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