Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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