i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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