I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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