I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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