And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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