HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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