chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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