Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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