just come out here and I will go home with you...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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