Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
worst night to have a conscience
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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