SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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