Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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