I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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