some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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