yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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