Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i drank out of a bidet.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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