she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
not ubering you a puppy
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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