At least make sure they are 18
Why
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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