i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just google imaged poop.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
