you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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