i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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