i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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