Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
