But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My liver just had a heart attack.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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