real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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