No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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