We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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