just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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