you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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