He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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