How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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its like you know when i get waxed
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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