i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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