he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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