yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Randomize
