So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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