She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The adults are the big ones right?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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