so explain again why im purple
no
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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