Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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