So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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