Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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