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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...