hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.