Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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