official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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