whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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