sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
No subtext here. People are naked.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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