You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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