3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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