it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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