Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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