What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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